Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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