It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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