yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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