I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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