He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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