yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
She said her name was "party"
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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