she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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