I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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