new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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