id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
someone owes me an orgasm
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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