i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
do herpes really smell.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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