we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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