i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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