i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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