gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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