it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
organizing the empties. That sober.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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