Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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