I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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