do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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Jk probs not coming. Tequila
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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