Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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