I just saw a hot homeless man
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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