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(919): View more from North Carolina

DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.

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(248): View more from Michigan

so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders

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(859): View more from Kentucky

let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.

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(309): View more from Illinois

So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless

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(817): View more from Texas

And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon

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(310): View more from California

Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!

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