we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Reggie can tackle my bush.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
