My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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