She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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