My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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