there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
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I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I have fence marks all over my body
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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