So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
