I want to make a zoo with you.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize