Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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