Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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