I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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