if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
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What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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