We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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