I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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