i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
i believe in u and ur pee
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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