So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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