I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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