so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I enjoy the company of your penis
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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