lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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