Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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