i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
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