I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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