Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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