Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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