I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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