Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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