i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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