Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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