Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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