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Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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