I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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