So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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