Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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