so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
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just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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