the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
