Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.