Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house