that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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